Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Overheard in the Holler

Dan: Did you fart?

Michael: (nods)

Dan: That's good. I was afraid you'd crapped your pants.

Overheard by: Jack Dumpsey

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hah! I tried to squeak one out yesterday at a wake, leaving my husband in a sea of funk, and laid some nice skids on my purple panties. Good times.

Verelene Le Pet said...

I dunno what I ate last week...but suddenly I smelled like baby farts... ya know that rancid milky smell... TMI?

Michael Kearns said...

Wisdom from a friend:

Once you reach a certain age, you should a) take every chance you get to pee; and 2) NEVER assume it's a fart.

Peggy said...

Hardly the worst of you sins. Fart away sweet thing. We'll pick it up on the breeze and wonder, skunk? Or Michael?

Whitney said...

Very funny lol.

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