Anybody there?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Fresh Idea in Undergarments

A wind-breaking innovation for a smelly old problem.

Noteworthy Names

It's a little like poetry when you say them out loud.

John Johnson
Dan Danner
(Mr.) Frosty Hardison
Iva May Fastnaught
Malaysia Ellis
Chonka Gimpel
Myron Exelbert
Jerianne Heimendinger
Solomon Haltiwanger
LuDelle Koerkenmeier
Gary Dunkelberger
Queenie Mae Odom
Lanita Withers
Sharonda Settles
Tyechele Bean
Benjamin Harrison Shrimpy Taylor
(Mr.) Hammie Moye
Fannie Patterson
Harry Perry, Jr.
Julie Pooley
Rodney Riffle
Martez Waddy
Ruth Plouffe
Blanche Pluff
Pegg Poff
Melvaline Tinsman
Jervel and Jeralonza Schools (siblings)
Zelma Gragg
(Miss) Mattie Towles
Patience Hurdle
Norma Sprinkle
Col. Richard H. Lady
Ruby King
Ruby Rippey
Jewella Hicks
Radience Brown
Reamer, Elindra, Thinderene, and Clearness Shedrick (siblings)
(Master) Marquese Dajour Timberlake
Judge N. Williams
Prunella Durham St. John
(Mr.) Arlie Hogston
Bunny Black
Grayson Brown
Blanche Green (and daughter Margaret Green Gray)
(Mrs.) Cherry King (and daughter Sharon King Duke)
Stella Mason Walls
Lottie Lee Sparks
Minnie Marge Wagner
(Ms.) Okdellia Slowe
Dr. Peter Hiscock
Etta Pepper
Saxon Songhong Wu
Helen Keller

Twisted Celebrities

What do you get when you cross Nancy Grace with a screech owl?

Distortrait.

Some Enchanted Evening

Next Tuesday, actually: A Date With John Waters.

Texas Law: A Primer

"Dildo Diaries" with Molly Ivins.

Not Available in All Stores

"A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
Thomas Fuller

Fighting Force of the Future

When Dubya finally exhausts the military, he'll start calling up able-bodied civilians. And when he runs out of them, he'll turn to the less fit.

Hence this innovation:

Some Kevlar would be nice.