'Some OK, Some Not'

20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines Ever

I think the last one's my favorite.

From Riley, a headliner and a legend.

I'd Give My Left Nut for a Ticket

From Laura.

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted

to a profoundly sick society."

Krishnamurti

Waste Management

Ready for your close-up, America? It ain't pretty. (Actually, it is, in a way, but that's missing the point.)

From Zana, who as an Australian is entirely innocent of such crimes.

A Different Kind of Hybrid

This is one answer to costly gas, but I don't see it luring soccer moms from their minivans. Especially at that price.

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From Anne.

Today's Top Story

Search to Divine Authorship Leads 'Footprints' to Court

Cryptomnesiasts abound.

Scarred for Life

I thought the real Christopher Walken was scary, but this version makes my flesh crawl. This one's my favorite.

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White Sale

"They're just good old down-to-earth people."

Ms. Ruth is quite a stitch.

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Mumbai, India: A boy dressed as Gandhi takes a break
during an anti-tobacco awareness campaign on the eve
of World No Tobacco Day. (Indranil Mukherjee/AFP)

From Riley.