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Palin Issues Thankfulnesses List

(608): i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom

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September 1945: University of Hawaii girls chosen by the student body to serve as princesses and queen in annual May Day ceremony. (Eliot Elisofon)

From Florence.

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I traced my dad... and discovered he is Charles Manson

SWINE FLEW: God Hits Paula Deen in Face with a Ham

From Alan and Derek.

Cooking for One. Depressing. Add Arsenic.

PoiToi

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Seven seasons' worth of vitamin F.

From David.

Thanks a Lot

William S. Burroughs + Gus Van Sant = a memorable Thanksgiving prayer.

From Riley.

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Galileo's missing fingers found in jar

Peruvian gang ‘killed victims for their fat
and sold it abroad as anti-wrinkle filler’

Kangaroo tries to disembowl farmer and drown his dog

From Peggy.