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I eat roadkill

From Riley.

I Say

Top 10 Favorite British Words

Turn to Stone

The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World

A Thorne in the Side

Peggy reminded me the other day about 27b/6, David Thorne's hilarious site. Check out "Grubby Tenant" or "Party in Apartment 3."

'You Mess With the Bull, You Get the Horns'

Sparkle is the canine incarnation of Rita Delvecchio.

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Sickos Apply Here--The Best Want Ad Ever

[I]f you’re the type of sicko who likes holing up in a tiny, closed office with reporters of questionable hygiene to build databases from scratch by hand-entering thousands of pages of documents to take on powerful people and institutions that wish you were dead, all for the glorious reward of having readers pick up the paper and glance at your potential prize-winning epic as they flip their way to the Jumble… well, if that sounds like journalism Heaven, then you’re our kind of sicko.

From Peggy.

Whodunit?

An anthem for our times.

From Todd.

Overheard in the Holler

Dan: A coworker's kid was handing out chocolate bunnies the other day. I bit off the head and almost hurled: it was marshmallow inside. Why do people do that?

Overheard by: Little Slow Peep

On the Other Hand ...

Minor Differences

Word of the Day

junderpants

Thanks to OMG Blog, Kristine, and Jezebel.