Dicktation

Seen on Facebook:

Stuffing

L: I just learned that Tracy Morgan has the words, "Stove Top" tattooed on his penis. I thought you should know.

M: What the what?!?

L: You have a penis, I don't. I figured you could explain it to me.

M: My tattoo aversion is amply documented, and I'm pretty sure I'd rather be waterboarded than stuck repeatedly by needles in such a sensitive area.

As for the message, it strikes me that if the item in question were truly stuffing material, that would be self-evident, with no need for textual reinforcement. Given the physics involved, it probably reads "Stop" when flaccid. Which is good advice.