Lesbian neighbor (on phone): Hey, could you do me a favor?
Dan: Sure.
Neighbor: Inside my door there's an axe and a sledgehammer. Could you take them and put 'em outside my door somewhere no one can see 'em? A friend of mine is gonna come pick 'em up.
Dan: Oh, that's boring. I thought you were gonna ask me to kill someone for you.
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It's not surprising to me in the slightest that the only person in Butt Hollow who would have an axe and a sledgehammer... is a lesbian. Good fer her!
Would Dan do murder for the neighboring lesbian?
That's the question. We love her, but so far the biggest requests have been feline care and the brief use of Dan's car when we were out of town.
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