Word of the Day

fritinancy

Loco Motion

"Boris Yeltsin! Get your pube helmet out of here!"

From Derek.

Among Friends

In my email today:

My mother announced about her bridge partner “Midge had a three way but she’s fine now” and then she invited Joan over for a four way.

She meant triple bypass and she and Joan were talking about solitaire you play against other people....

Source, via Peggy

Today's Top Story

The unusual uses of urine

From Riley.

'Can I Get Pregnant From This?'

"As soon as your penis touches my butthole
without me knowing, then I'm not happy."

Source

Cast Away

I had an iPod for years before I started exploring podcasts, but there are several that I've listened to regularly for a long time now. The only thing they have in common is that each offers a quirky and unique glimpse into the human experience.

• The Moth
• This American Life (or as I call it, "This American Lie")
• Savage Love
• StoryCorps
• Radiolab

I also subscribe to The New Yorker's monthly fiction podcast, which I usually enjoy, but not always.

Any recommendations?

The Late Show

Recent favorites from Sleep Talkin' Man:

"(chuckling) I'm so happy I could shit a puppy."

"Look at them staring at people like that. Your boobs are so obnoxious. Uch."

"Ugh, I know you. You're always on the corner of Fuck-off and Cunt-bag."

"Jesus nipples on ice! I am NOT going shopping for hamster wigs. No!"

"Listen: Some people play Scrabble. Some people play chess. You? You play turd puppets."

"Don't. Don't! Oh, don't exfoliate your labia."

"What I really need now is a whippet, three tubes, and a fuck-off mallet. Then it's go go go!"

'What a Ham'

"Congratulations, David Attenborough. You got
an exclusive interview with a sloth."