Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to wet your pants.
A while back, a friend sent me this hilarious missive, which I in turn forwarded to others. Another friend was tickled enough to research the author. Lucky for us.
Like everyone else, Wendi Aarons has a blog. But unlike 98 percent of the others, her site is a hoot. Seriously, it's one of the funniest collections I've ever come across. She could very well be a long-lost Sedaris sibling.
Despite her tagline disclaimer, "They're Not All Gems," I have yet to come across an entry that isn't. In fact, I was going to call out a few favorites but gave up when I realized that they all are. So lay a towel over your chair and enjoy.
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4 comments:
She funny. Much funnier than the average bear, toddlers must give her lots of material. I don't wish I had them though.
"OK, well, see you tomorrow. BADASS TIGER LADY!"
baaa hahhahhhahaa
Dear Jacquoff,
First, let me say you have incredible taste & are clearly a genius.
I thank you for the kind words & the link. It's nice to know I can give someone other than my bikini wax technician a good laugh once in a while.
Best,
Wendi
OH MY GOD!!
WENDY AARONS WROTE TO YOU!!!
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