Noteworthy Names

Apryl Winters
Bonita Cannon
Ronaldo Nicholson
Soo Kim Romanoff
Bruce Bueno de Mesquita
McCann Utu
Shi Du Du
Wei Wei Wang
Song Dong
Peter Wagstaff
Dick Palmer
Pansy Crouch
Bobb Head
Molly Morecock
Ramona Cox Boxx
Harry Patch
Matt Bush
Dewey Cockfield
Chad Titsworth
Serge Butman
Randy Rudy
Fanny Rodwell
Parlee Liptrap
Sheryl Green Brown
Mary Brown Furr
Twila Coon
Midge Shields
Sierra Birdsong
Erick Butzlaff
Ardusters Felton
Venus Thrash
Justice Leak
Angel Storm
Honour Brighte
Christian Marvel
Eden Grace
Blythe Apple
Ginger Lemon
Vanilla Beane
Virginia Beach
Laurel Linden
P.J. Wedding
Mary Cherry
LaCole Cole
Abdullah Abdullah
Penny Poor
Penny Moneymaker
Merry Blackman
Sissy Jolley
Ravenel Boykin Curry V
Phartaporn Wellspeak
Lowonderful Pearson
Doodle Jenkins
Erlene Bumb
Festus Botchway
Uneek Jones
Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz (later renamed by adoptive parents)

Pretenders
Martha Washington
Mary Todd
Chelsea McClinton
George B. Bush
Anita Bryant Chase
Erica Kain
Barney Miller
Helen Hayes
Betty Davis
Robert Wagner
Joan R. Collins
Samuel A. Jackson
Rod Lowe
Matt Danon
(Ms.) Tracy Morgan
Dianna Ross
Bebe King
Peggy Lee
Eugene O'Neil
Bobby Orr
(Ms.) Terry Bradshaw
Charles Manson

Aptronyms
Rev. F. Forrester Church
Rev. Carl V. Messiah
Max Page, journalist
Chip Paradis, ice cream parlor owner
Dr. Gary Alter, gender reassignment specialist

Inaptronyms
Rob Junk, prosecutor
Ryan Staab, police officer
B.J. Hooker, police officer and pastor

Thanks to everyone who contributed.