Me: If you want, you can cross my legs so you don't have to bend over to wash my feet.
New aide: Oh, I like bendin' over. How you think I got four kids? (Cackles.)
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3 comments:
Oh my - not the bible beater I take it.
Same person. She's surprisingly bawdy. Our Condi Rice portrait sent her into hysterics.
I'm thinking I'd get along with her. All my relatives still live south of the Mason-Dixon so I'm used to the dichotomy of seeing someone praise Jesus while mixing cheap Bourbon with Diet Coke.
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