Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Why Houses Are Better Than Condos
Reason No. 86: Because if your potbellied, chain-smoking, NRA-member, Republican-lobbyist next-door neighbor decides to stroll among the cheap, mismatched furniture strewn randomly about his ugly, oversized patio, having loud conversations on his cordless phone between gut-wrenching, emphysemic, death-is-near-at-hand coughing jags, at least he isn't right outside your bedroom window.
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5 comments:
Having neighbors sucks but at the alternative is being a hermit...
And why fornot the loud gay porn ("you like that big dick, don't you?") on the TV blaring away???
Sweetie, don't you know a good bang scene is the equivalent of an M1 Abrahams tank?
You obviously live in a far more interesting place than we do.
Yeah I hear that "you like that big dick, don't you?!!" all the time.
It really is refreshing to hear it from neighbors too.
No gay porn from my neighbors just the sound of chain saws early in the morning, O the joys of country living!
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