Monday, February 22, 2010

Smear Campaign

Years ago, I was walking up the street one day on my lunch break when a man caught my eye. He looked like everyone else -- suit and tie, well groomed -- except for a dark streak of schmutz in the exact center of his forehead.

How strange, I thought. He seems totally oblivious. Boy is he gonna be embarrassed when he looks in a mirror.

I was still chuckling a block later when I noticed another guy with the same mark, and then a woman.

What in the hell is going on? I wondered. Has there been an industrial accident? An alien invasion? Eventually a faint bell began ringing in some dim recess of my mind and I figured out that it was Ash Wednesday.

This makes me feel better.

Link from Helene.

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