I have been reading a bio of Mickey Mantle, who often said hilariously crude things (usually to get people to leave him alone). When Yankee management sent out a questionnaire to former ballplayers asking them "What was your most outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium?" Mickey wrote, "I got a blow-job under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bullpen."
He added, helpfully, "It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time."
Friday, October 22, 2010
From a friend: