The Late Show

Recent favorites from Sleep Talkin' Man:

"You're a cock and a fuck-up. Any further complaints can be directed toward my arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response."

"You're a complete waste of space. Just go home and apologize to your mother's vagina."

"I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate."

"I curse you with my words! Taste the venom in my spittle!"

"I like the way you look. The way you walk. Your eyes... But your voice, dear god, your voice!"

"Why don't you stop looking for answers when your questions have as much weight as a turd floating out to sea."