Saturday, February 05, 2011

Overheard in the Holler

This morning ...
Dan: Who would steal a 10-year-old van?

Michael: Who would steal a handicap van?

Later ...
Dan: They're sending an officer over to take a report.

Michael (wistfully): I hope they send someone hot.*

Still later ...
Dan, on phone to mother-not-in-law: The officer said [minivans] are often stolen and used to commit crimes.

Michael: Like Patty Hearst.

Overheard by: Grand Theft Otto

*They didn't.


Michael W said...

No! Not Marge! Please tell us it's not so!

sarah pekkanen said...

Like Patty Hearst! Love it, Michael! (Sorry the cop was not hot. Better luck next time).