Dan: Who would steal a 10-year-old van?
Michael: Who would steal a handicap van?
Later ...
Dan: They're sending an officer over to take a report.
Michael (wistfully): I hope they send someone hot.*
Still later ...
Dan, on phone to mother-not-in-law: The officer said [minivans] are often stolen and used to commit crimes.
Michael: Like Patty Hearst.
Overheard by: Grand Theft Otto
*They didn't.
2 comments:
No! Not Marge! Please tell us it's not so!
Like Patty Hearst! Love it, Michael! (Sorry the cop was not hot. Better luck next time).
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