Dan: Who would steal a 10-year-old van?
Michael: Who would steal a handicap van?
Dan: They're sending an officer over to take a report.
Michael (wistfully): I hope they send someone hot.*
Still later ...
Dan, on phone to mother-not-in-law: The officer said [minivans] are often stolen and used to commit crimes.
Michael: Like Patty Hearst.
Overheard by: Grand Theft Otto