"(chuckling) I'm so happy I could shit a puppy."
"Look at them staring at people like that. Your boobs are so obnoxious. Uch."
"Ugh, I know you. You're always on the corner of Fuck-off and Cunt-bag."
"Jesus nipples on ice! I am NOT going shopping for hamster wigs. No!"
"Listen: Some people play Scrabble. Some people play chess. You? You play turd puppets."
"Don't. Don't! Oh, don't exfoliate your labia."
"What I really need now is a whippet, three tubes, and a fuck-off mallet. Then it's go go go!"
Friday, March 18, 2011
The Late Show
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