Random rants and ruminations
Hah! I tried to squeak one out yesterday at a wake, leaving my husband in a sea of funk, and laid some nice skids on my purple panties. Good times.
I dunno what I ate last week...but suddenly I smelled like baby farts... ya know that rancid milky smell... TMI?
Wisdom from a friend:Once you reach a certain age, you should a) take every chance you get to pee; and 2) NEVER assume it's a fart.
Hardly the worst of you sins. Fart away sweet thing. We'll pick it up on the breeze and wonder, skunk? Or Michael?
Very funny lol.
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