Jack of All Trades

"You don't have to be a pimp to have bitches;
you just have to be a man."

Kenneth the Intern's three-part guide to livin' the gangsta lifestyle.

From Caroline, the Heloise of the 'hood.

Today's Top Story

Woman, 97, says cat's yowling saved her from fire

Sounds like a feel-good story, don't it? Until you read this:

George ran toward the street in the rain, and flagged down the third car she saw.

"Thank God it was a lady," she said. "All I had on was bikini underwear and a tank top."

From Riley.

Roman Holiday

My 'puter was out of commission for so long, I'm still wading through the email pileup a week and a half after the new machine arrived.

Among the backlog was this funny link sent by Peggy, who noted that the whole site was quite interesting. After a little exploration, I concur.

Feats of Clay

I've never watched "American Idol," but that didn't stop me from appreciating this.

From Caroline.

Actor Adam West, best known for his TV role as Batman, with a great
Dane he called 'Batdog,' circa 1967. (Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

From Riley.

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."

Oscar Wilde

Commandos

Because a good Girl Scout is always prepared.

Get Your War On

Now in video.

From Terry.

From Melanie.