O Sole Meal

A friend's sister used to maintain that Campbell's Soup for One was the most depressing food in existence, but now there's competition ... or possibly a complement.

Source, via Colleen

Wetflix

I bet Nick doesn't have much trouble finding dates.

Source

Today's Top Story

Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years

From Peggy.

'My Actions Were Unwise'

Margaret Cho has a lot to be sorry for.

Central Park

Mesmerizing.

From George.

Today's Top Story

Tourists warned to stay away from angry cows

From Derek.

Gag Reel

How To Deal With An Obnoxious Moviegoer

I'd endured her for nearly two hours, and what was a mild irritation had transformed into a boiling, volcanic rage. I don't know how my popcorn tasted, and I can't remember who was sitting near me. As far as what was happening on the screen, it's a complete blank. My surroundings had become completely blind to me. All I remember is pure, unfiltered hatred.

Overheard in the Holler

Michael, watching Sparkle sprawl inelegantly in her bed: I could totally see her in a housecoat with a cigarette hanging out the corner of her mouth.

Dan: Smoking in bed, falling asleep ...

Overheard by: Rita Delvecchio