"I started feeling patently, almost titanically, gay."
David Sedaris goes to Costco.
From Dorothy.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Tainted Love
When a friend asked her husband to put out some jam the other day, he added a little something extra ...
After breakfast she found that he'd also left his touch on her computer ...
And the almond butter ...
Nothing was sacred ...
Not even cookies ...
She went to bed thinking that was it, but awoke the next morning to his coup de grâce ...
After breakfast she found that he'd also left his touch on her computer ...
And the almond butter ...
Nothing was sacred ...
Not even cookies ...
She went to bed thinking that was it, but awoke the next morning to his coup de grâce ...
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Among Friends
In my email today:
My mother announced about her bridge partner “Midge had a three way but she’s fine now” and then she invited Joan over for a four way.
She meant triple bypass and she and Joan were talking about solitaire you play against other people....
Friday, March 18, 2011
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