Tuesday, December 05, 2006

New Title on the Fiction Shelf

At long last, someone has explored the uncanny links between two of the most distinguished figures in modern history.
Greatness: Reagan, Churchill, and the Making of Extraordinary Leaders
Steven F. Hayward

Ronald Reagan and Winston Churchill were true giants of the twentieth century, but somehow historians have failed to notice the many similarities between these extraordinary leaders. Until now.
Among the "extensive and profound" parallels the author uncovered:
  • "[M]any of Churchill’s friends would say to him — 'Winston, you missed your calling in life. You should have been an actor.'" And Ronald Reagan was an actor!
  • "They both had a fondness for vigorous outdoor labor. Churchill spent years building a large brick wall by himself at his country home, Chartwell, while Reagan built long fences out of telephone poles at his ranch, as well as endlessly cutting brush."*
  • "And of course they both loved horses."**
Well, that cinches it. The two giants were obviously separated at birth. It's eerie, I tell you. Just think of all the coinkydinks Hayward didn't mention: Both men were white, married, spoke English ...

* I see room for another cowboy-president in a future edition.
** Hayward notes that "[b]oth were in the cavalry," but I believe he's confusing Reagan's film roles with actual military experience -- just as the Gipper himself did on occasion.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ronald reagan is an ass. i wish he were dead.

Anonymous said...

Oh Mr. J,

FIRST of all, Ronald Reagan's secretary was named Winstonia Churchill. And Winston Churchill's secretary was named Ronna Reagan. Duh, I mean, who didn't know that?

SECOND, Ronald Reagan loved fishing. And Winston Churchill also loved fishing.

THIRD, Marty is a girl.

Anyway...

FOURTH, Winston Churchill has 4 syllables, as does Ronald Reagan.

And finally, and relevantly,

FIFTH, Winston Churchill's middle name was Iphigenia. As was Ronald Reagan's.

Ipso facto, RR is totally WC when in comes to total greatness.