Saturday, May 10, 2008

Today's Top Story

The world's worst litterbugs strike again, and my bile runneth over.



Two kids later, Mark Morford's 2005 judgment rings even truer:
Let us be clear: I don't care what sort of God you believe in, it's a safe bet that hysterical breeding does not top her list of desirables. God does not want more children per acre than there are ants or mice or garter snakes or repressed pedophilic priests. We already have three billion humans on the planet who subsist on less than two dollars a day. Every other child in the world (one billion of them) lives in abject poverty. We are burning through the planet's resources faster than a Republican can eat an endangered caribou stew. Note to Michelle Duggar: If God wanted you to have a massive pile of children, she'd have given your uterus a hydraulic pump and a revolving door. Stop it now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is is me or is she's one hair-clip away from a Polygamist coiffure.

I giggled that Mom told the kids that she wanted a Pearl Necklace... this surely would have stopped her from having #18.