Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Running on Fumes

One way to travel: Leisurely jaunt by private plane, yacht, or railcar.

Another way: Eight-hour road trip in a minivan, your lap occupied by an elderly dog with lethal halitosis and a wicked case of gas. Lovely fall foliage, though.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If his breath was truly lethal, of course, you would no longer be with us to complain...