Word of the Day

Doggles

From Riley.

Foreign Relations

A friend reports:

OK - so I found some distant cousin on facebook and she is my "friend". she has already proven herself to be total trash; one example--posted pictures of two of her kids (who are in high school) playing beer pong in the basement and seemed to think it was the greatest thing ever. she's also going on and on about her grandchild. and since going out and getting trashed seems to be her hobby, I was disapproving of THAT in a grandmother. But today she posted that she was really sore from shovelling snow. And that she guessed that since she was going to turn 40 (FORTY!) this year, she should expect her body to give out. omg. omg.

Seen in the Obits

From today's Post:

"[He] came from a long line of decorated U.S. Army officers, including his fraternal grandfather...."

From Terry.

Today's Top Story

Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows

"It remained unclear whether the calves
were 'tormented' or 'puzzled.'"

Source

"You know, it's a human race. And you lost."

Sleep Talkin' Man

'Half the Blood, Double the Sugar'

"I believe in home-cookin' a meal with all the crucifixin's."

Cook in Christ, bitches!

Found at crime scene: gun, Bible.

Austin Wilson

Six Word Stories

Actor and comedian Soupy Sales is pursued by a man in a gorilla suit while driving
a speedboat, circa 1965. (Graphic House/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

From Riley.

Word of the Day

vajazzling

From Colleen and Laurie, both gems in their own right.