Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Meet Me by the Toupee Display

Today's perusal of the obits found a notice for evident spinster Sallyjo Wagner, 59, of Jupiter, Fla. There will be a private* memorial service at the Burt Reynolds Museum.

I wonder if the distinguished thespian will in attendance himself. And, if so, whether he'll be offering free mustache rides to the bereaved. Good times.


* Don't even think of trying to crash, no matter how sorely tempted you might be.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd sure take a moustache ride on smokey (or the bandit, whichever one he was). Mmmm.

Anonymous said...

Mit Kinder,
Dave