Monday, February 12, 2007

Space Cadets and Lady Astronauts

While the bathrooms at Texaco stations tend to look like something you might encounter upstairs at one of Whitney Houston's repossessed homes, you'd nevertheless think a woman used to peeing in zero gravity would be adroit enough to navigate her lower lady parts to hover without actually docking with the filthy cigarette-burned, yellowed plastic of a public toilet seat.
Betty Bowers finds dots to connect between Lisa Nowak and Anna Nicole Smith and also asks, "Is rehab replacing Jesus?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am totally fascinated by the lady astronauts and their love triangle and the NASA issue space diapers fascinate me even more. You have to stop and get gas if you drive 900 miles so you could just go to the bathroom!