'Ritchie Loves Dick'

The February issue of Vanity Fair has another article on the elegant Scaifes. The saga is worthy of "Dynasty":

The Post-Gazette posted the court documents on its own Web site; locals took rooting interest in the story’s many subplots (alleged hair-pulling fights with the help, dognapping, and battles royal over a 94-page itemized list of art and objets, from a million-dollar Magritte to an $1,800 set of asparagus tongs), which almost make one pray for Aaron Spelling’s resurrection from the dead.

Good times.