Scary Clown

Donatella Versace, though admittedly fascinating, has always scared the crap out of me. I think it has something to do with my aversion to clowns. And I can't see a picture of her without hearing Maya Rudolph's dead-on impersonation. I once watched an interview of her (Donatella, not Maya) that used subtitles -- even though she was speaking English. Ostensibly.