Monday, February 02, 2009

I Slay Myself

I want my ashes stored in an eye-catching vessel so when people ask, "What's in there?" Dan can say, "The cremains of the gay."

For the record, though, I hate the word cremains. What happened? All the morticians woke up one day and decided ashes wasn't good enough anymore? Please. (And, yes, I know they like to call themselves funeral directors now. Whatever.)

2 comments:

Verlene the Slayer said...

You slay me too...

The Awakened said...

me three!