I didn't lose a full tank, but it was more than the usual dribble. Enough to make it under my flabby ass. Detrol had been helping for the past year or so, but it's no match for ALS.
I'm sure this happens to Brad Pitt all the time; we'll have to compare notes the next time he calls. By the way, did you notice he finally shaved off his chin pubes? The tabloids said he did it for a new role, but the truth is that I put my foot down and threatened to withhold certain services.