My friend, writing about his son: "Yesterday he went tearing through the women's undergarment section of Target shouting 'boobies!'"Among the responses:
True story: a couple weeks ago some friends brought over their sweet autistic kid after her First Communion for a pool party. [When] I took off my shirt the little girl looked directly at my chest and screamed "boobies". One can only smile and dive into the pool immediately.
[Our daughter] always yells "look at all the boobs" at any store there is a bra display. The bad parents we are think this is quite hilarious and make no effort to correct her. We just laugh.
I remember being a little kid in a store, and asking my mother like ten thousand times what the red rubber thing was. She finally said, "It's a douchebag. Now you know everything."
If only that had been the last douche bag you had ever met.
My son had a world class temper tantrum in Target when I wouldn't buy him the Hello Kitty handbag.
When I went shopping with my mom I would pinch all the bras and shout "Honk!"
I once went to visit our nanny when she babysat for another family. Their daughter, age two, ran up and presented me with a photo of her slightly overweight father in a bathing suit. She pointed at his chest in the photo and yelled "Daddy's boobies!"