My new bathroom, if it ever gets built, will have a fancy commode. Not because I love gadgets (I do as a rule, although high-tech turlets creep me out a little), but because I'll take whatever measures I can in the futile fight for dignity. For years I've been dreading the need for ass-wiping assistance; now I'm thinking a Toto could wash away that fear. (Sorry.)Somehow I seem to have missed the company's marketing blitz. Mark Morford, clearly, did not.
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