"Just hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time."
"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."
"Good morning. I just wanted to be the first person to call you a twat. Enjoy your day."
"Me, fat? Think again, titty-fuck. I taught my muscles to be in a zen-like state of relaxation. Permanently."
"As a vacuous cum bucket, you're perfect."
"Of course I know where your eyes are. I just like staring at your tits. Thank you!"
"You are the perfect candidate for post-natal abortion. Got it?"
Friday, March 19, 2010
The Late Show
Some recent favorites from Sleep Talkin' Man: