Friday, March 19, 2010

The Late Show

Some recent favorites from Sleep Talkin' Man:
"Just hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time."

"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."

"Good morning. I just wanted to be the first person to call you a twat. Enjoy your day."

"Me, fat? Think again, titty-fuck. I taught my muscles to be in a zen-like state of relaxation. Permanently."

"As a vacuous cum bucket, you're perfect."

"Of course I know where your eyes are. I just like staring at your tits. Thank you!"

"You are the perfect candidate for post-natal abortion. Got it?"

1 comment:

Michael Kearns said...

I don't buy that he was asleep for this one: "There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."

That's just common sense when dealing with 90% of the public.