"They're not love handles. No. I've got love impact protection barriers."
"You wanted to be WHAT when you grow up? Boy, you must be SO disappointed the way your life turned out. So sad."
"Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas."
"Check out that crab, and his oh-so-sideways attitude. Dipshit. No one's impressed."
"Back off, Robin. Batman is my bitch now. You're just a bitch's bitch, bitch."
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The Late Show
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