Thursday, June 10, 2010

Twit and Twisdom

I like to give a thumbs up when people
post bad news on their Facebook status.

Amazon just told me that the people who bought
the books I bought also recommend killing myself.

If I was Obama, I'd pretend to accidentally say "Ax not
what your country can do for you" just to watch it go viral.
Jordan Rubin
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck.
So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck,
it's not that important, so relax."
Shit My Dad Says

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