Sweet Caroline

It's so nice having an aide who's thoughtful, sensitive, and professional; who's reliable and prompt, even in apocalyptic weather; who's always cheerful, never sullen; who tidies up instead of sitting around texting and watching TV shows in which everyone's screaming; who never asks to be paid early or in cash; who doesn't talk or sing to Jesus or quiz me about my religious views; and who wouldn't dream of asking "who's the man and who's the woman" in my relationship.