"You try so hard, and you fall so short. Just give up, numbnuts. It will save you a lifetime of pain and shame. Your life: fail."
"I've got you by the balls. An uncomfortable situation for both of us.... but one I'm going to savor."
"You really are life's wet patch. An embarrassing little stain that no one wants to admit to.... or sleep on."
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Late Show
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