Ick

Apparently some Catholic seminaries offer a course on the nuances of hairsplitting. Maybe it's a reward for students who show special promise during their training in denial and dissembling. This guy could teach Bill Clinton a thing or two.

So now we know the story of Mark Foley's formative trauma. At least there's one thing he wasn't lying about. And yet, it explains little and excuses nothing.

As Valerie Cherish might have said, "I did not need to see that!" But I did see it, and now you can too.