She had on no knickers, and my heart went crash-bang-wallop and my eyes popped out. She hadn't shaved, and her fanny looked like a tropical fish or a bit of old carpet.The only thing worse than bad sex in real life is bad sex in books.
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Yikes, to me the passage from Absurdistan wins hands down. I have to go take a shower now, Yuck.
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