Steamed Crabs

Beaches too sandy, fish scare the kids:
it's a Fawlty Towers world for some tourists

If these people were Americans, they'd be the ones who drive SUVs while bemoaning the price of gas. Or buy McMansions in Outer Hades, then bitch about the commute. My personal favorite is the guy who moved to a community carved out of the Arizona desert, where he was deeply perturbed by dust and sand blowing onto the golf course.

From peripatetic Peg.