Thursday, January 21, 2010

Alex the Great

Alex Trebek does cocaine. Terrific amounts of cocaine. This is one of his cherished nighttime activities, long after the buzzers and grey suits stop applauding. With shutters drawn, Alex Trebek sits in his horizon wide mansion and ingests cocaine en masse. He does not read books and dictionaries. He does not make flash cards.

1 comment:

Chesty Glitterlick said...

Where did he get that terrifying topless picture and why did you not warn your viewers? I did find the 3rd comment amusing and Colleen noted that if you are up all night doing cocaine you have the time to learn 14 languages.