Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Noteworthy Names

Darly Zutt
Brandi Tudge
Merlene Strunk
LaVanda Duckwilder
Stoogie Boy Smith
Odd Stalebrink
Joe College
Faith Church
Cookie Booth
Eartha Ball
Penny Weiss
Minnie Cooper
Virginia Belle
Virginia Woods
Montana Meadows
Permelia Beavers
Bimbo Caparas
Genuine Ho
Ho Fuk
Capt. Hyman Shocker
Harry Hyman
Harry Kunze
Rev. R. Harry Dick
Woody Johnson
Dick Kok
Dick Trickle
John Uhrin
Edwin Cockshott
Anita Bibb
Fanny Rohr
Fannie Gross
Fannie Sizemore
Cheryl Bacon Rumpff
Othella Butt
Gaye Sodoma
Prof. Anil Dikshit
Christian Loveless
Christian Holler
Holler Thomas
Crispian Cuss
Butch Birdsong
Canary Brown
Kitty Redd
Hazel Gray
Hazel Wood
Lobie Stone
Diamond Green
Ruby Valentine
Rose Gardner
Valencia Bush
Tangarene Martinez
Valley Queen
Fairy Butcher
Curtina Hardware
Leather Pittman
Orlando Orifice
Phil Hollows
Lola Breed-Birth
Harry Pizza
Misty Mints
Misty Moomau
Marvin, Marvina, and Marzina Greene (siblings)
Camillo DiCamillo, Jr.
Joan Jones
Frances Francis
William Gilliam
Mary Barry
Mary Carey
Joni Maroney
Ann Sann
Nancy Ann Cianci

Pretenders
Annie M. Hall
(Ms.) Marion Barry
George Mason
Barbara Y. Bush
Madeline Albright
Howard Hughes
Gary T. Cooper
Roger Moore
Dan Glover
Tom Kruse
Ricky Nelson
John P. Lennon
Janet Jackson
Courtney Lust
Karen Ann Quinlan

Aptronyms
Kathleen Severe, teacher
Hung Thanh Vo, arrested for indecent exposure
Deanna Hooker, arrested for prostitution

Inaptronyms
Jeff Rude, sports commentator
Danny Clubb, game warden

I'm not the only one who keeps a list.

Thanks to Derek for the link and to everyone who contributed names.

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